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A Book About Character Defects
by Michelle Faber

DUMMIES FOR DATING: A Book About Character Defects

A terrific coffeehouse read...and even better...written by me ;-) Enjoy the book on a short story by story basis. True sagas of the Internet dating underworld. First chapter - on the house (FREE)! RAVE REVIEWS!!!

Stories from my internet dating universe produced romantic oddities. Cyber-circus bozos…with all sorts of stunts guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat...

I discovered Cyber Dating, unexpectedly, in an ad alongside my Hotmail. A new method for meeting men. Curiously I entered Match.com, looked over the local men gathered on the webpage. I could actually, simply, contact and introduce myself to singles. Then noticing, this site wasn’t limited to just America, I honed in on Great Britain. How astounding. I could communicate across the Atlantic Ocean. What would it be like to learn about another world? What’s more, without leaving my own?

Like a majority of daters, I’ve experienced the usual platter of dimwitted dates, the ones that basiclly order dinner, and then sheepishly look up at you after the check is served for your half of the bill. However the stories from my internet dating universe have served up doozies, real romantic oddities. In fact, I’ve conjured up a colorful array of men. Cyber circus bozos and freaks…brimming with all sorts of stunts and surprises, guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat...

My cyber story is broken up, like the Circus it is: Main Circus Acts, are the tales of my romantic interludes, and the Circus Side Shows are brief encounters, yet chock full of clowns.

If you've been disappointed by the internet dating scene or simply wondering what life on the cyber-dating treadmill is like, here's your opportunity to enjoy the fun on a hilarious story-by-story chapter basis!



zrinka wrote:
Boy, am I ever glad I came across this book, I never tried the internet dating, but I can imagine it's not much different than phone or, any other form of fix you up with someone out there dating. I'll be reading this just to see what I'm not missing. Great and so entertaining. Many congraulations on this very clever and remakable story. Very entertaining and your writing is imaginative and easy to read.

LonnieNonnie wrote:
Witty, clever, droll. Very easy reading. Perfect airport book. Good luck with this. The Tails of Willie Gusty

CarolinaAl wrote:
Capitalize 'Internet.' Other than that, this is a captivating comedic story. Masterful imagery. Colorful, complex characters. Realistic conversations. Excellent sense of pace. Illuminating narrative. Brilliant comedy. Surefooted, accomplished writing. An impressive read. Backed.

drachat wrote:
Wow, this is funny and keeps you moving right along. Love it...very funny and have dated online, am doing it a bit now. Pathetic, I know, but how do you meet people? It's hard. Your stories are funny and your wit an writing style are evident. I, too, seem to have an affinity for Brits! Happily Backed - Denise

Denise wrote:
I have started to read your writing and must say that it is compelling. Already you have established your animated characters in my head, ( they are not leaving soon) and i feel strongly to back your book now. such talent you have to create a compelling read for me. I also believe your long pitch sells your book well. I do wish to be part of your climb to the top on this site. CONGRATS! The VERY best of luck to you. BACKED BY ME FOR SURE!

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